Tamwaphit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain fox.

Tamwaphit created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamwaphit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tamwaphit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tamwaphit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tamwaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.