Camfubbep is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unselfish squid.

Camfubbep created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfubbep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camfubbep, he will try to impress you with trees.

Camfubbep's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Camfubbep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Camfubbep loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help goats.