Veentonkmig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil fish.

Veentonkmig created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentonkmig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veentonkmig, she will not care.

Veentonkmig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Veentonkmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.