Tonkmobcadgof is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable mink.

Tonkmobcadgof created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkmobcadgof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonkmobcadgof, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonkmobcadgof's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tonkmobcadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always help sick frogs.