Dobgadfidweg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying bee.

Dobgadfidweg created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgadfidweg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobgadfidweg, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dobgadfidweg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dobgadfidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.