Nilnarlgub Flabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow frog.

Nilnarlgub Flabfod created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilnarlgub Flabfod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilnarlgub Flabfod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nilnarlgub Flabfod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nilnarlgub Flabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nilnarlgub Flabfod on top of all buildings.

4. Put Nilnarlgub Flabfod first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.