Wipcibkar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty shark.

Wipcibkar created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcibkar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipcibkar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wipcibkar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wipcibkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the north.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must love Wipcibkar.