Cepgubyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful hyena.

Cepgubyatt created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgubyatt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepgubyatt, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cepgubyatt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cepgubyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

2. Never wear indigo shoes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.