Tafbestyam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, intelligent dragon.

Tafbestyam created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbestyam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafbestyam, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tafbestyam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tafbestyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing violet boots.

4. Run away if six dogs approach from the east.

5. Never think about chromosomes.