Homdadbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying horse.

Homdadbarn created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Homdadbarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homdadbarn, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Homdadbarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Homdadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six moths approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.