Gomdibbum Bodzanmil is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic armadillo.

Gomdibbum Bodzanmil created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdibbum Bodzanmil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomdibbum Bodzanmil, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gomdibbum Bodzanmil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gomdibbum Bodzanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing jumpers.