Betbigbid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish hippopotamus.

Betbigbid created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Betbigbid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Betbigbid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Betbigbid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Betbigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Betbigbid loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing ear rings.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never pour water over plants.