Pidtamcad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful tapir.

Pidtamcad created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtamcad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidtamcad, he will be very unhappy.

Pidtamcad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pidtamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about spacetime near geese while wearing purple jumpers and balancing four platinum spheres on your face.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.