Dussvenquag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident slug.

Dussvenquag created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussvenquag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussvenquag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dussvenquag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dussvenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Run away if six bats approach from the south.