Rullwapomin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent fox.

Rullwapomin created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullwapomin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullwapomin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rullwapomin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rullwapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing violet boots and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.