Gidpangdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous jellyfish.

Gidpangdan created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidpangdan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidpangdan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gidpangdan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gidpangdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never hurt sharks.