Jabvilcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless centaur.

Jabvilcat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabvilcat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jabvilcat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jabvilcat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jabvilcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed coconuts to great tits while wearing hats.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never wear red shoes.

5. Never go into gray rooms.