Vagrotfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful duck.

Vagrotfeb created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vagrotfeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vagrotfeb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vagrotfeb's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vagrotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vagrotfeb.