Padrillhim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil dugong.

Padrillhim created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Padrillhim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padrillhim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Padrillhim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Padrillhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not eat limes.