Wanhattig Sisdumbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, boastful centaur.

Wanhattig Sisdumbeg created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhattig Sisdumbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanhattig Sisdumbeg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wanhattig Sisdumbeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wanhattig Sisdumbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.