Kanduttif is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless centaur.

Kanduttif created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kanduttif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanduttif, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kanduttif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kanduttif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.