Jopgigcudyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever warg.

Jopgigcudyarp created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jopgigcudyarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopgigcudyarp, she will think nothing of it.

Jopgigcudyarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jopgigcudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Respect your elders.
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