Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane salamander.

Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ranabtarpontmidominsatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never skip near bats.