Fudtabfly Wodtonnull is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, blissful gerbil.
Fudtabfly Wodtonnull created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Fudtabfly Wodtonnull, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Fudtabfly Wodtonnull, it will turn you into a slug.
Fudtabfly Wodtonnull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Fudtabfly Wodtonnull's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never go into green rooms.
5. Respect your elders.