Motpodbepran Bossxinlag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind turtle.

Motpodbepran Bossxinlag created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motpodbepran Bossxinlag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motpodbepran Bossxinlag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Motpodbepran Bossxinlag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Motpodbepran Bossxinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.