Bedbogfatged is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless bird.

Bedbogfatged created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbogfatged, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bedbogfatged, he will turn you into a goat.

Bedbogfatged's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bedbogfatged's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never mention whales.