Kincambiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical wolf.

Kincambiss created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kincambiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kincambiss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kincambiss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kincambiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Hide if six snakes approach from the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look after injured birds.