Saghadgam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured slug.

Saghadgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Saghadgam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Saghadgam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Saghadgam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Saghadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always help horses.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.