Pogcingut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous mouse.

Pogcingut created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pogcingut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pogcingut, it will manifest in front of you.

Pogcingut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pogcingut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear gray trousers.