Benmipgud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable unicorn.

Benmipgud created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Benmipgud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benmipgud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Benmipgud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Benmipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.