Teenkindunhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced skunk.

Teenkindunhad created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenkindunhad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teenkindunhad, she will turn you into a frog.

Teenkindunhad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Teenkindunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Teenkindunhad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never feed peas to frogs while wearing coats.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Never talk about fire.