Migdonvon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering finch.

Migdonvon created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdonvon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migdonvon, he will turn you into a duck.

Migdonvon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Migdonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Migdonvon.

5. Do not eat lemons.