Quimbinbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced shark.

Quimbinbiss created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimbinbiss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quimbinbiss, she will remove you from existence.

Quimbinbiss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quimbinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always help whales.

3. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Quimbinbiss loves turtles, so they must be honoured.