Dibbissdam is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing
hamster.
Dibbissdam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibbissdam, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dibbissdam, it will turn you into a hamster.
Dibbissdam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Dibbissdam's Holy Commandments1. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Run away if six doves approach from the south.
4. Always help capybaras in need.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.