Tinmadbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic owl.

Tinmadbut created water four years ago.

If you believe in Tinmadbut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tinmadbut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tinmadbut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tinmadbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tinmadbut.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tinmadbut loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing blue trousers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.