Jabjinmon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair fairy.

Jabjinmon created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Jabjinmon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabjinmon, it will not invite you to parties.

Jabjinmon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jabjinmon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if six pigs approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.