Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful dragon.

Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag, she will destroy your home planet.

Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Landidjin Bessterloopflab Lunquimhadlibjamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.