Gadtitfligyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane jackal.

Gadtitfligyat created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadtitfligyat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadtitfligyat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadtitfligyat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gadtitfligyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never laugh near shrews.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing fawn kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.