Natstipfen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody toad.

Natstipfen created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natstipfen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natstipfen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Natstipfen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Natstipfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Natstipfen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Fast once a month.