Poncibstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive bee.

Poncibstaf created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poncibstaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poncibstaf, it will manifest in front of you.

Poncibstaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Poncibstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Poncibstaf on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.
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