Megbinveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong wasp.

Megbinveen created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbinveen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megbinveen, it will cry a lot.

Megbinveen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Megbinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Megbinveen.

5. Always obey Megbinveen's priests.