Farnbomdod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy capybara.

Farnbomdod created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbomdod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnbomdod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Farnbomdod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Farnbomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Farnbomdod.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Farnbomdod on top of all buildings.