Rullcubsas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty goose.

Rullcubsas created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcubsas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullcubsas, it will come to you in dreams.

Rullcubsas' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rullcubsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Rullcubsas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to porpoises while wearing white scarves.

5. Never feed beans to swans while wearing black dresses.
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