Getratvengup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful chicken.

Getratvengup created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getratvengup, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getratvengup, it will turn you into a rat.

Getratvengup's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Getratvengup's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight doves approach from the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.