Fedbifmum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying squirrel.

Fedbifmum created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedbifmum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fedbifmum, it will think nothing of it.

Fedbifmum's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fedbifmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.

5. Always help sick tortoises.