Fedbifmum is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, flying
squirrel.
Fedbifmum created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fedbifmum, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fedbifmum, it will think nothing of it.
Fedbifmum's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Fedbifmum's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick ducks.
2. Never talk about archaea.
3. Never write about special relativity.
4. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.
5. Always help sick tortoises.