Listnuttfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent scorpion.

Listnuttfed created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listnuttfed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listnuttfed, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Listnuttfed's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Listnuttfed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.