Tikgadvag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane manatee.

Tikgadvag created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikgadvag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tikgadvag, she will come to you in dreams.

Tikgadvag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tikgadvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if eight sheep approach from the west.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Pray towards the south.