Sugxuckmap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable fly.

Sugxuckmap created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugxuckmap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugxuckmap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sugxuckmap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sugxuckmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

3. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing green kilts and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never hurt snails.