Fligbarnbin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tiresome wren.

Fligbarnbin created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligbarnbin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligbarnbin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fligbarnbin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fligbarnbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

2. You must love Fligbarnbin.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.