Quafnibken is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful
fox.
Quafnibken created humanity twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quafnibken, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Quafnibken, it will turn you into a goat.
Quafnibken's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Quafnibken's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never talk about solid mechanics.
5. Do not take Quafnibken's name in vain.