Quafnibken is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful fox.

Quafnibken created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quafnibken, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quafnibken, it will turn you into a goat.

Quafnibken's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quafnibken's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not take Quafnibken's name in vain.